Who Will Watch Watchmen?
Director: Zack Snyder
Cast: Malin Akerman, Jackie Earl Haley, Billy Crudup, Carla Gugino and Patrick Wilson
Watchmen has the famous quote – Who Watches Watchmen. Well, who will watch Watchmen? What a waste of time! Two long hours and forty two impatient minutes! I could’ve taken a comfortable nap rather than watch an uncomfortable movie. Watchmen was a successful comic book which saw maturity and violence. The film adaptation however is a gruesome one. Severe gore and unwanted action gimmicks performed by the masked avengers does make Zack Snyder’s film a dislikeable one. Supported by a heavy B-list ensemble, DC’s vigilante comic book series is made into a pathetic film.
USSR and USA never engaged in nuclear combat during the Cold War. The Cold War was just spying on each other’s country and knowing who was technologically fit and who was economically superior. We all know the result of that. But, Watchmen’s alternative universe provides complete fascination. JFK is assassinated by the Comedian. Richard Nixon looks better in Frost/Nixon rather than in Watchmen. When did he have a nose like the bald eagle?
I have read the whole comic book series which I found half amusing. It is the perception of Americans trying to bring a future where there is no hope. All the movies – I Am Legend, Children of Men and Terminator Salvation share a common thought. The world will be destroyed by some catastrophe and there will a future of hopelessness and chaos.
Visual Effects have been thrown into Watchmen but there is not a single good visual frame. Quantum of Solace had 900 graphically created visuals and they all looked amazing. Watchmen has more than a thousand visuals which look quite normal. Zack Snyder’s previous film 300 was much better when compared to this.
Talking about the cast – Malin Akerman’s Silk Spectre II may not have any proper characteristic but her Laurie Jupiter portrayal is a better one. Patrick Wilson is better as Daniel Dreiberg rather than Nite Owl. Rorschach is a good portrayal by Jackie Earl Haley. As Dr. Manhattan is a graphical representation, Billy Crudup’s sensational style and looks have been cut short to a flashback of four minutes. Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s Eddie Blake is probably the best of the characters for he has more screen space. Carla Gugino’s Sally Jupiter is another lively portrayal.
Watchmen’s background score and soundtracks are probably a good one. The montage during the opening credits is an amazing one. But, Snyder could have done a better job. The slowly narrated script may also be a problem.
Watchmen is certainly made for the fans of the comic book. Others back off! This isn’t a film you will enjoy. This is quite a blunder and can be avoided.