CGI infused whodunit wannabe
The A-Team (PG-13)
Director: Joe Carnahan
Starring: Liam Neeson, Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson, Bradley Cooper, Sharlto Copley, Jessica Biel and Patrick Wilson
Genre: CGI-dependent Action
In one of the unimaginable action scenes, The A-Team escapes from a burning plane in a tank. The leader, Hannibal Smith (Liam Neeson) commands his men to rotate the canon forty-five degrees and fire. This pushes the falling tank to the right which then falls into a lake, saving the four mercenaries aboard. I wondered how this stunt could have been created. But, the pre-title sequence became the horror of horrors. A rickety medical chopper does a flip and if that didn’t turn me off, it was the CGI overdose in the final action scene which did.
The A-Team has quite an outdated storyline, probably because it is based on a 1980s TV series and also the fact that there’s a less commercial movie with the same storyline, running in theatres. But, The A-Team is all glitz when compared to The Losers. Tell me if you knew any of the actors other than Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Zoe Saldana. The A-Team is led by four well-known actors. Led by Liam Neeson, you have mixed martial artist Quinton Jackson, District 9’s Sharlto Copley and the charming dude from The Hangover, Bradley Cooper. Along with them, there’s Patrick Wilson and Jessica Biel. Now, that’s a well-recognized cast. And, according to the rules of Hollywood blockbusters, a well-recognized cast can alone rake half of the budget. So add some cheesy humor pepped up with CGI devised action scenes to rake the other half and the privileges.
What irritated me the most was the hands-on experience which featured queasy-camera presentation. The cinematography was a real eyesore. If only this movie had been a 3D presentation, I’d be searching for an eye donor. Mauro Fiore presents such horrendous work with the camera.
The A-Team nevertheless entertains and no matter the goof-ups, your main preference is entertainment and The A-Team is a wise choice.